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Erica Huss's avatar

Amen! If I see one more plastic cup WRAPPED IN PLASTIC. Like, WHUT.

Robin's avatar

Love this! And on the sustainability front, one of my pet peeves is the hotels that post that little sign but still come in and swap out all the towels anyway. I get that people have differing concerns and some would argue that they’re definitely paying for fresh towels. But this is a courage issue. If you care to be perceived as sustainable then follow through, not only with a coherent towel policy but the other ideas you suggest. Otherwise you’re truly just basic.

(And the parking of flashy cars out front? Ugh)

Pavia + Jeralyn's avatar

Robin, you’re totally right. I just have yet to ask for towels not to be changed and the hotel to respect that. And I understand they want to go the extra mile of care, but I have asked for no fresh towels. I have taken to asking not to have housekeeping instead, which is an imperfect solution. - Pavia

Melissa's avatar

I rant about this every time I’m in a hotel! This policy has never been respected. I am happy to reuse my towel (and sheets).

Erica Firpo's avatar

The parked luxury car, the super car, the vintage car drive me nuts. Likewise the contemporary classic decor by the same noteworthy architect in a harmonious blend of neutral colors with rich jewel tone accents and original design pieces. Finally, the word Boutique regardless of room count. [i understand branded hotels needing consistency so this isn’t a hate on them, likewise larger hotels, but maybe more thought into the messaging]

Gisela Williams's avatar

High five bitches! So good. Send those 24 k gold flakes and caviar tater tots back to Las Vegas.

Pavia + Jeralyn's avatar

Gisela, you have always been our soul sister bitch.

Margaret Csala's avatar

Amen to this entire list!

Ari Bendersky's avatar

Ooooh they said it! "Speaking of, do you know what the world definitely does not need? Another Major Food Group or Ducasse restaurant."

Pavia + Jeralyn's avatar

We said what everyone is thinking.

Karin S's avatar

it's cringe, it's too much!

hertelier's avatar

No comment about bathrooms without doors?