File Under Miscellaneous: Lord, What Fools These Mortals Be

Telltale signs of a Trump slump in travel.

Tuesday’s Ten in Travel — what we’re seeing, reading, eye-rolling. An April Fool’s edition where it’s all (oof!) true.

• English is now the official language. But the local dialect here is more of a brogue.

• Travel on the decline as “sentiment toward the U.S. is damaged” — yowch.

• The theme song we didn’t know we needed for the pastime we can’t understand.

• This L.A. diner, drive-in, and dive. If it gets him out of government…

• He’s coming for you, Venice.

• Ticked-off Canadians use this app to see if a product supports the local economy.

• Hang on: You want me to pay you how much to advertise your overpriced hotels?

• Congratulations, America. You’re unhappier than you’ve ever been.

• No wonder so many of us are buying escape plans.

• But finally, we leave you with this moment of sheer joy.